President Donald Trump delivered an amazing speech to the American people on Tuesday night while addressing Congress. While the contents of Trump’s speech made the hearts of regular people soar with pride and optimism, the Democrats acted like what they really are: The worst people in the world. They keep doing this over and over again.
The most bizarre thing to watch is the conservative punditry class’s response to Democrats bad behavior and policy decisions every time it happens. They keep offering the Democrats sound advice on how they can right their ship and reconnect with the American people.
Why? Stop trying to help them!
Once we mention this, you’ll start seeing it everywhere on Fox News, Twitter/X, and the other places where conservative thinkers, pundits, TV personalities, and others congregate these days.
A Democrat will launch some new insane attack on American values, the American people, or President Trump and his voters. The Democrat will fall flat on their face and embarrass themselves as the attack fails. And then the Conserverati will spring into action and they’ll all offer advice such as:
“The Democrats are in total disarray and they’re completely out of touch with the American people. They need to do XYZ if they want to reconnect with the American voters and get back in power someday.”
Very often, the XYZ in that equation is sound advice. Thankfully, the Democrats aren’t following any of that advice yet. But what if they did follow that advice and started to recover as a party? Would you be happy then if the Republican Party ends up in the wilderness for another 40 years? Stop it!
Virtually every conservative on Fox News—well, the small handful of remaining conservatives on Fox News, along with many of the conservatives on Twitter/X and Rumble, keep trying to give the Democrats helpful advice. No más, guys!
When was the last time that any Democrat ever tried to offer helpful advice to the Republican Party when they were floundering and lost? The most recent time that happened that I can remember was back on the 15th of NEVER.
So, why do they keep doing this? Do conservatives have some inherent desire to stay out of power and be an ineffective “opposition” party that can’t even conserve the girls’ bathrooms forever? Say what you will about the Democrats, but when they are in power, they never compromise with conservatives and they never budge an inch on their radical communist agenda for America. Why would anyone try to help them?
I don’t know about you, but I’m still not tired of all the winning. I want to keep winning. (So much winning!) I hope that Trumpism remains the governing philosophy of America for the next 3,500 years. What I don’t want is for the Democrats to finally take all the great advice they’re getting from the conservative punditry so they can end up back in the White House in four years.
To paraphrase Sun Tzu, never interrupt your enemy when he’s making a cringey TikTok video:
When I see this I am reminded that there is a place for a healthy level of shame and embarrassment in society, such that would cause government to leaders pause and reconsider, before posting super cringey Tik-Toks.
— Meg Brock (@MegEBrock) March 6, 2025
The proper conservative response to that video is to shower it with praise and encourage them to keep doing more of the same. We should all be sending them messages like, “Yesssss, QUEENS! More like this! We should do at least 50 more videos just like this because it will definitely turn around the young white male voter demographic for us! Kamala 2028!”
Instead, hordes of conservatives on X are offering them helpful advice along the lines of, “Congresswoman Katherine Clark looks like she’s trying to uncomfortably hold a fart in. She should have squeezed it out before recording this video. Also, here’s my demonstration of how to make a proper fist so that the next time they do one of these videos, it will look more authentic.”
Stop it!
Stop, stop, stop!
Stop trying to help them!
Stop suggesting that they find a new spokesperson besides Jasmine Crockett. Sure, she’s an obnoxious, racist bully and slightly retarded and she annoys all of us. But that’s why we should want her on television EVERY DAY! She’s the best possible messenger for Trumpism! Every time she opens her yap, 500 new JD Vance 2028 voters are created.
The Democrats would never offer true helpful advice for our side of the fence. We need to stop offering them helpful advice. One of them might accidentally follow it.
