We may need to buy more tinfoil for a bigger hat with all the weirdness that has been swirling around Joe Biden this month. Even Naomi Wolf, a liberal Democrat who is the furthest thing from a conspiracy theorist, thinks that Biden’s hostage video from the White House on Wednesday was hinky.
Biden had been slathered in make-up and orange spray tan to try to conceal obvious bruising and swelling on the left side of his face. Plus, it didn’t look like he was even in the real Oval Office.
The weirdness started last week when Joe Biden had some sort of medical emergency on Air Force One. It happened on Wednesday and a hospital in Las Vegas was put on standby. Instead of landing in Vegas, they flew back to Delaware so fast that “the plane shook.” Flight logs indicate that Air Force One made the trip in 3.7 hours, which puts it running at a speed of 650 miles per hour. The plane’s frame probably has to be inspected for stress damage after that.
Biden then disappeared for a week, only to reappear in that weird Wednesday night hostage video. Well, technically, he reappeared on Tuesday when one of his lookalikes was photographed by the Daily Mail. You can see the pictures of one of Joe Biden’s body doubles in this article.
We know this is a lookalike for two reasons. First, he climbed the big boy stairs on Air Force One all by himself without falling down. The White House staff don’t allow the real Joe Biden to use the big boy stairs out of fear that he’ll trip in front of the cameras again for the umpteenth time. The real Joe Biden always uses the kiddie stairs at the back of the plane.
For the second reason, look for the photo in the Daily Mail article where Biden is giving a “thumbs up” to the cameras. Some people call this lookalike Number Four, but I always remember him by thinking of him as the Drunk Uncle. He has a giant, bulbous, alcoholic’s nose that looks nothing like the real Joe Biden’s thin and pointy nose.
Plus, check out this image of “Joe Biden” supposedly hugging his granddaughter after the hostage video, which was posted on a local Fox News affiliate station. Why does he have two ear canals in his right ear and his neck looks all stretchy? Plus, where did the spray tan go? He was just bright orange a second before this picture was taken, and now he’s pasty-white again.
Then there’s the weirdness surrounding the hostage video itself. For the record, we’re about 50-50 on whether this is even the real Biden. When you watch the video below, there’s no need to pay attention to the contents of what he’s saying. Watch him closely and you’ll notice that the makeup and spray tan are hiding a couple of facial injuries.
The left side of Biden’s jaw has prominent swelling. There’s a roughly 3-inch purple bruise there that the spray tan can’t really hide. The makeup does conceal his black eye a little better, however. You can see the swelling on the upper-left side of his left eyelid if you look closely.
These injuries suggest (if it is the real Biden) that during his secret medical emergency last Wednesday, Biden must have fallen and smashed the left side of his face into something.
Biden has also been given some sort of oral numbing treatment before this video. He always slurs badly on words that start with the letters C and S because of his dementia. The slurring is even worse than usual when the video starts. It gets better toward the end, as the numbing agent on his tongue starts to wear off. As President Trump noted, Biden’s speech was “barely understandable.”
Despite the ton of spray tan and makeup on his face, they didn’t do anything with his hands, which look brown. And look at his neck. Something is “off” there. Plus, where did his facial wrinkles go?
Naomi Wolf noticed all these same things and stated after the hostage video, “We are living in a very weird world with new technologies, and we should ask any question.”
What is going on? Will the real Joe Biden please step forward? Watch the hostage video for yourself and you’ll see the facial injuries we’re talking about:
