The Biden family has launched a full-scale media blitz, and Democrats across America are reaching for the Pepto-Bismol. Former First Lady Jill Biden dropped her memoir "View from the East Wing" on June 2, Hunter Biden spilled his guts on the Candace Owens podcast back on May 21, and the whole clan keeps popping up on camera like a political jack-in-the-box nobody asked for.
You'd think a family that escaped a presidency by the skin of their teeth — and a pardon — would have the good sense to lay low. Nope. Not these people.
Hunter Biden, the man who was convicted on nine tax offenses and federal gun charges — facing up to 17 years on the tax charges and up to 25 years on the gun charges before daddy's pardon saved him — sat down with Candace Owens and opened with a gem. "I was a crackhead," Hunter told Owens on her podcast. He followed it up with "I've done horrible things in my addiction," which is the understatement of the decade when you consider we're talking about a man who bedded his dead brothers widow and cheated on her to end things.
Owens didn't exactly let him off easy. "I definitely thought you were on drugs while your father was in the White House," she told him. Hunter's response? He said he wouldn't discuss his father's condition "because that would just be completely demonic." Touching.
He also found time to weigh in on foreign policy, taking a shot at Jared Kushner "with $4 billion in Saudi money." Because nothing says credibility on ethics like the guy who was smoking crack with prostitutes on camera lecturing the rest of us about shady dealings.
Meanwhile, Jill Biden went on NBC's Today show with Craig Melvin to promote her memoir, and the topic inevitably turned to that catastrophic 2024 presidential debate. You remember — the one where Joe Biden proved what we'd been saying for years. Jill's recollection? She told Melvin, "So, I said, you answered every question." Conservative columnist Ed Morrissey nailed it when he said, "No one interrupted the broadcast because no one was surprised by Joe's performance." We weren't surprised. Democrats just hoped nobody was watching.
Jill reportedly told Joe after the debate, "Yes, you did" — as in yes, you did great. She actually said that. With a straight face.
Former Biden special assistant Meghan Hays, appearing on C-SPAN's "Ceasefire," offered the quietest part out loud: "I think that they need to sell books, and I think Dr. Biden wants her story out there." There it is. The Bidens aren't on some noble truth-telling mission. They're cashing in.
And the legal drama isn't over, either. Joe Biden has filed a lawsuit against the Justice Department to stop the release of his recorded conversations with author Mark Zwonitzer, who worked with him on his 2017 memoir "Promise Me, Dad." Former Special Counsel Robert Hur's investigation obtained those recordings, and the Heritage Foundation filed a Freedom of Information Act lawsuit back in 2024 to get them released. The DOJ has a June 15 deadline to present the recordings to the House Judiciary Committee.
So let's recap. Hunter's out here admitting to being a crackhead on a podcast. Jill's rewriting the debate disaster as a triumph. Joe's suing to keep recordings under wraps. And Democrats are supposed to be the party that's "moved on."
They can't move on because the Bidens won't let them. Every interview, every memoir, every podcast appearance is a fresh reminder of the cognitive decline, the laptop, the pardon, the overseas business deals, and the classified documents. As reported by Just the News, this family has become the Democratic Party's worst recurring nightmare — and they keep showing up uninvited.
Democrats spent four years telling us everything was fine. Now the Bidens are out there proving it wasn't. Keep talking, folks. We're enjoying every minute of it.